Revenge of the Cheesesteak

A true story about an epic golf adventure, this novel has absolutely changed my life. A masterpiece like this only comes along once every few generations.

I downloaded the sample and couldn't get through it. I was bored to tears and didn't find anything remotely humorous about "Demmonation". Just lame, inside jokes and a spectacularly self-important tale of the most unspectacular events ever fictitiously chronicled. Not a big fan. This book is a literary cigar, stinking and obnoxious in all of it's pretended glory.

If you are just turning 16, and are looking for something to read that will not further your education in any way, then download this book. You will love the meaningless banter between immature characters that the author says are very successful men gathering for their yearly golf trip. You will be entertained and excited as you flip the pages and try to think of what more garbage the author can make up and add to this piece of junk.
The author obviously did not have Random House yearning to publish his book, but after his friends and relatives buy a copy to support his effort, and the few more sold to golf addicts like myself, he will be at 100 sold. Some success! That may encourage this author to write more junk, which he should reconsider.
Please Deemo, go back to your day job.